What the heck is a snack closet?

A snack closet is one of the best things in this world. A snack closet is exactly as it sounds, a closet with snacks.

You might be wondering, why is this getting it's own blog post? That's simple.

Snack closets are the best thing in the world, didn't you read above?

A snack closet is an extremely powerful closet, similar to the Chronicles of Narnia. 

How do you know if you've entered a snack closet?

1. Your taste buds will start leaking.

2. Your stomach will start growling.

3. Your eyes will quickly scan the entire closet top tier snacks.

Without even realizing it, you're brain has already began to create a list of "top tier" snacks. Our brains are incredibly powerful, and some say our brain's potential is quite limited.

If you find yourself in one of these snack closets, be very careful. Even though your body is feeling a rush of emotions, don't let them cloud your judgement.

Snack closets are filled with dangers just as much as they are filled with joy.

Follow this checklist if you find yourself in a snack closet:

1. Read the nutritional facts, is it healthy?
No? Then don't eat it unless you have to. How do you know if you have to? Is it in your top tier list? 
If yes, eat it.

2. Look for expiration dates.
If you're about to consume a snack that has reached it's shelf life, what the hell is it doing in your closet? Good snacks NEVER reach expiration dates.

3. How hungry are you?
This questions doesn't really matter because you're going to eat what you want anyway.

I always have considered myself the king of snacks, but that is no longer the case..

I met owner Jim Robison from Robison & Robison Services and let me tell you, this man knows what snacks are all about. In his brand new office, he has the most impressive snack closet I have ever stepped foot into. It's truly remarkable.

If you ever find yourself in the Northern Virginia area, I highly recommend taking a tour of Robison & Robison, if you're lucky, you'll see their snack closet.

Robison & Robison is not your traditional company. They are family owned and operated HVAC contractor in Manassas, Virginia.

They handle anything from residential/commercial repairs, installs, maintenance. Literally everything.

Check out the best HVAC contractors in Manassas.

Thanks for stopping by and of course, if you have any questions at all go here.
 
 

3 Cheese Pizza Review

Now listen here, Papa John's makes some damn good pizza and well, I just had some for lunch.

It's fresh on the mind, and my stomach. So I figured I would start this off with a simple review of their 3 Cheese Pizza.

Best part is I got it FREE.

Free pizza is best.

Either way, my first bite released emotions of happiness and I instantly felt warmer.

The taste of cheese filled my mouth and left my taste buds senseless. They lost the ability to taste for a split second. 

Next, the cavities of my mouth quickly filled with Papa John's red sauce. I didn't know what to do with all of it except force it down. 

The amount of flavor I experienced was incredible, too much for one man.

What you just read might seem like a dramatic experience of eating pizza, but it's honestly how it felt. 

Every. Single. Bite.

Thanks Papa John's
 
 
Reviewing food is no easy task. 
This is a skill that cannot be performed by everyone.

Reviewing food is an art, it takes time, skill, keen senses, and one hell of a tongue.

Let's face it, we all taste things differently. To review food, you must really be good at what you do. Kinda like Google

Google is so good at what they do, they can afford to give free searches to everyone in the world. These free searches are responsible for finding new places to eat and giving those who review food, a little bit of direction.
There are so many different places to enjoy taste, Google only makes locating them that much easier.

I have been tasting and reviewing food all my life, I can confidently say that I can do what most others can't.

Review Food.

So from here on out, this website, in loving memory of Stone Grill Vancouver, will be dedicated to using my skill for good.

Enjoy. I know I will.


 
 
This is the only thing that remains from Stone Grill Vancouver..

Luckily for you, it's gonna be action packed with flavor from all over the world.

This blog is gonna be dedicated to recipes, new flavors, and just a good place to be for anyone who loves food like I do.

In loving memory of my favorite spot to eat in Vancouver, here is the best place to get dinner with a view.


 

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